Reserved For No One

There's always that one question that I find so fucking irritating
I don't need all of this petty arse lecture, it's so fucking belittling
I don't need a weak-minded man who would make me feel less accommodating
All this peer pressure is sickening
Don't ask me why I'm single
I don't have time to mingle
Don't tell me that I'll find someone
Because I'm reserved for no one

Just because I'm a woman
That doesn't mean I should have kids
No, you can't change me, you can't change my mind
I don't give a fuck if I'm impossible to find
I've said it once, I've said it twice
Disrespecting my boundaries, that shit ain't nice
I trust no one
Because I'm reserved for no one

I don't see the point in risking another heartbreak
A relationship comes and goes, crumbles like a cheesecake
A relationship can't fix me; that's my job to fix myself
"OMG, you're showing off your body"
Whatever, you know fuck all about body neutrality
There's a thing called self-love, you should try it
"I love you, baby girl" Ha, I'm not fucking buying it!
Who cares if I'm still single at the age of forty
Don't kill my vibe, I'd rather watch Rick & Morty
Step the fuck back, I'm reserved for no one

I don't need marriage & kids to make me happy
Most marriages end because of the amount of adultery
Keep sucking off to these expectations of society
I'd better run, you're too needy
I'm not sorry that I'm enjoying my single life
Back the fuck up, I don't wanna be your wife
I'm reserved for no one

Why am I single? That's none of your business
I'll kick you like I leg press
Don't try to feed me stress
I don't need you telling me how I should dress
Spare me the bullshit. I don't need any more distress
Don't kill my vibe, let me have fun
Because I'm reserved for no one

Please don't talk, you're holding my mind hostage,
Didn't you get the fucking message
I don't want to play this game
You don't need to know my name
Peer pressure doesn't work through my brain
Why am I single? I don't need to explain
I already fucking told you, I'm reserved for no one

Dumbbells Over Dumbasses

Beast mode, always on the grind
The gym is the best kind of therapy
Mate, do you mind?
Please leave along with your negativity
I'm all about authentic vibes only

I'm not sorry that I choose dumbbells over dumbasses
Please don't waste my time, I don't have time to make enemies
Single? Taken? I'm at the gym
Don't talk to me about religion, I'm not going to write you a hymn
Working my quads off on the leg presses
So glad that my body is allergic to traditional South Asian dresses

Dickheads be seeing me as a threat cause I'm single
Please, I got no time to be disrespected I don't wanna mingle
I don't tell lies like a pringle
My rhymes will make you itch like shingle

Sorry not sorry, I choose dumbbells over dumbasses
Talking shit won't get you them gains
See the green lines? I'm flexing them veins
Glute workout tips? Ha, this ain't Build-A-Booty
Because I'm more than just beauty
I didn't ask for your opinion on my body
Bitch back the fuck up, authentic vibes only

Let me tell you a thing called a calorie deficit
Be consistent with your training and nutrition, that's a definite
Weightlifting is the best medicine
I mean offence NHS, you're all useless as the letter k in knife
Quit preaching about being pro-life
Even though I'm pro-choice, let's put this to the side
I like my meats, lean and air fried

I'm not sorry that I like to train my upper body
That doesn't make me bulky
Strong, not skinny
Welcome to the mother fucking gun show
If you need me, I'll show you how I cable row

The gym will always be my natural habitat
Damn right, I'm a gym cat
Got no time for posting stupid shit on Snapchat
I'll always choose gyms over simps
Gatekeeping is for wimps
Bitch I'm starving, hand me over them cooked shrimps

Now listen to me closely
The gym will always be my best buddy
The gym would never make me feel lonely

Energy Vampire

 First things first
Don't talk to me out of boredom
No one asked for your opinion dot com
Oh damn, the tables have been reversed
The girl you missed was easier to kill
Red pill, blue pill, you've been black pilled
I don't need you all up in my grill
Can't believe you've tried to down me in your pool of crocodile tears
My strength must have been one of your biggest fears
Ever since I've come back stronger
You're so weak from the fearmongering
I've learnt to love myself than be forced to wear a wedding ring

Don't go killing my vibe
No one asked for your opinion dot com
I'm dodging that love bomb
I've cancelled my subscription because I'm done with your issues
Achoo! Take those dirty tissues

Shut up, get out
I don't wanna know what you're talking about
Don't dump your problems onto me like I'm some trash can
I'm also human

Back off, don't touch me
My vibes can sense your negativity
People like you are the reason why I've been feeling so lonely
I'm strong enough to erase every meaningless memory
I don't miss this friendship
You think I should cut down on swearing? Fuck that, I don't need your tip
I've surrounded myself with the right kind of people
I'm not sorry that you're not included
Sis, are you deluded?
I ain't going to make amends

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
That you've got nowhere to go
You reap what you sow

Anchors (Emotional Punching Bag)

 I've noticed the way that you behave
I've seen it all before
Another friendship trampled on the floor
You didn't treat me as a friend, you treated me like a slave

Your toxicity weighed me down like anchors
I'm not your emotional punching bag
Ganging up on me with another mate, that's a right red flag
I don't need to explain why I've cut you off

I'm not the cause of your insecurities
Don't go bombarding me with your drama, I ain't an emotional punching bag
After all these charities
You're irritating me with your victim mentality like a clothing tag

Drop that 'poor me' act
You've already mistrusted the friendship contract
I'm not sorry that the friendship has died
You can't undo this mess, I've taken back my pride

It's people like you that make me feel lonely
Got me almost drowning deep in the ocean
I bounced back with a billion boundaries
Guess I did the right thing by ending this cold camaraderie
After I've seen your true colours
I don't need people like you in my life, weighing me down like anchors

Build-A-Bitch Part II

 Love and respect will always be earned, not given
I don't believe in fairy tales
 I'm not a fucking Disney princess
Don't expect me to wear high heels and a puffy-sleeved pink dress
Just because I have red hair, doesn't mean I'll be your Arielle
I pick quality over vanity, I ain't your Belle
I'd rather be alone in peace, standing under my umbrella
I don't wanna be your fucking Cinderella
No mate, I don't wanna be your Princess Jasmine
Guys like Aladdin ain't my thing
The list goes on, I'm too tired for this!

Boy, this isn't Build-A-Bitch
Weak-minded fools like you are only good at pressing copy and paste
I may not have a tiny waist
I'm more than a pretty face
I won't let you have a taste
England is my country, no use in denying my birthplace

Your unhealthy expectations of a woman
Makes you less of a man
I don't think you understand the difference between fiction and reality
You're just threatened by my existence and energy

Boy, this isn't Build-A-Bitch
You should be afraid of the fire I carry inside
I've risen back and maintained my pride
I dodged the bullet by not falling into the trap of being your bride

I don't need your backhanded compliments about my curves
You're weak as these pervs
I don't need to treat my friends like shit just to impress you
They'll always have my back, unlike you

Boy, this isn't Build-A-Bitch
I could kick your arse in the football pitch
Oh wait, I've retired
Fuck off with your gender roles, you're fired
Just let me be
Only a strong-minded man deserves me
But first, he has got to earn me

Build-A-Bitch

 Every girl is unique in their own way
The weather is sunny today
I think I'll go and put on a rose print dress
I don't care if I'm at the gym, looking like a mess
I'm here to focus on me
Get lost and let me enjoy my bubble tea

Don't go comparing me to other girls
I can lift weights and embrace my natural curls
Don't come at me for not liking diamonds & pearls
That phrase is a codeword for girl hate
Please leave me alone, I got too much on my plate
I don't have time for those with a primary school mentality
I'm not a tomboy, I don't mind some things that are girly

I may be a catch
But I don't think you & I would be a perfect match
Do I look like Barbie to you? No
Well there you bloody go
Go find a girl that fits your idea of perfection
I ain't changing myself to fit into your job description

Fuck the bullshit concept that was made up by society
Having a slim waist, big booty, or a six-pack isn't the same as being healthy
Curvy isn't the same as skinny
I don't need to hear these stupid comments that would make me feel unpretty
I'd rather be single & happy
I refuse to please the South Asian community

You don't hear me compare a guy to Ken
I don't care if he has the size of Big Ben
A bit vulgar of me to say that, I know
I don't care if he's got a lot of dough

Don't call me a princess
I got the eyes of the tigress
Don't call me a ballerina
I don't know a mean girl called Regina

The size of my waist or my breasts doesn't define my worth
I wasn't born to please everyone on this Earth
I've always hated South Asian weddings since birth
I've said this many fucking times, I'm not Mia Khalifa
Just because I wear glasses and have golden skin, doesn't give you the right to objectify me or say that I look like her
Haven't I made myself clear
Don't touch me, I don't need you breathing down my ear
Cause I ain't shedding a tear

Rise, Rebel, Resist

 Fuck this ultraconservative civilisation
No need to insult me, I'd rather be my own beautician
I don't need your advice on fashion
Living for me is my passion

Intelligence doesn't determine on my university degree
That shit doesn't define me
Don't even start, don't even dare
Find another human to compare

My body, I'll never wear a fucking sari
I'll wear whatever the fuck I want, I'm not fucking sorry
I'd rather wear a vest top & jeans that show my knees
Than look dead & violated in a salwar kameez

I ain't gonna fulfil your morbid fantasy
I ain't no Disney princess, fuck conformity
I'm a queen that worked hard for her crown
London is my hometown
England is my country
I'm more British than Bangladeshi
No one asked you to deny my nationality

Don't you try to guilt-trip me into embracing a meaningless culture
That always favour the men, including my brother
To them, equality doesn't exist
Stay the fuck away from my present and future
Don't think about adding me to your wedding invitation list
Bam, your face just met my fist
That's what you get for leaving pain on my wrist

Three words to live by...Rise, rebel, resist
I am the epitome of self-empowerment