Pressure Academy

 Welcome to Pressure Academy
Where everyone's threatened by individuality
Everywhere it seems that high school never ends
Especially when you're surrounded by them, fake arse friends

All these years, I've been burning out
Good looks, good grades that's all they fucking cared about
Makes no sense that I got punished for being a Pokémon fan
Yet I get called boring for having self-respect because I ain't stealing someone's man

Parents should be proud that I catch Pokémon, not STD's
Yet they cared too much about GCSEs
These petty princesses are sporting that mean-girl energy
That shit ain't pretty
Just because I refuse to wear sarees and salwar kameez
They reek of jealousy, a dangerous disease

Spare me them Totodile tears
When you've all been ostracising me for years
All you do is pick & choose
Don't believe the truth, you lose

Hey you!
Don't tell me what to do
Just because you remember me from the same school
I remember the shit you did, they weren't cool
All these years, my soul was filled with guilt and shame
Leave me alone, I don't want to know your name

Fuck school uniform
I don't wanna conform
When I was forced to wear a skirt
I got accused of being a flirt
How I dress
Doesn't scream yes
No, I didn't ask
To wear this mask
Don't confuse my safety for selfishness
While you're mistaking assertiveness for aggressiveness

I don't miss Pressure Academy
They're responsible for the theft of my identity
I feel sanity
When I'm far away from the total depravity

Shadow Of Silence

 I've waited so long for this mask to fall
These daggered eyes make my skin crawl
All these years, I've been trapped under this facade
I felt that my life was a fraud
The thought of being normal is the bane of my existence
I become so reserved, that I start to keep my distance

There I was, thinking that I was insane
When I was living through my pain
Dying to be seen
Dying to be heard
Destroying the things that make me happy, why are they being so fucking mean?
Shhh don't even say a word

It's time to end this masquerade
It's my time to revive and now it's your turn to taste this bitter blade
I don't believe in being the bigger person
Being positive all the time is such a burden
These unsolicited comments violate my soul
Don't give me that eye roll

Fear me, I am the shadow of silence
you'll know pain, you'll know the true face of violence
I'll burn your ego to the ground
Fuck that, I won't come around
Time to turn that fragile smile of yours upside down
You think you know me? Get outta town

Bad Girl Era (Part 2)

 Everyone's favourite bad girl is back
That's me and I'm still allergic to every existing red flag
Aw, you don't like me because I wear black
Bitch please, don't make me gag

Good girls don't make history
I don't miss drowning in anybody's misery
Don't like the way I look? Well tough
Aww are you mad because you can't treat me like a puppet? Bitch please, don't make me laugh

Uh-oh, I ran out of fucks to give
I don't need you telling me how to live
You're so salty I think you need to remove sodium from your diet
That's what you get for expecting me to stay quiet

Achoo! I'm allergic to being called princess
I don't care that I'm hard to impress
If I was a Pokémon, I'd be a fighting fire type
Knock my foes with a flamethrower and a fury swipe

Does it look like I'm into dark romance
I ain't gonna give that crap a chance
No means no
Why can't you let it go
I have my own purpose that doesn't need to be justified
The good girl every weakling worshiped, already died

Karma's a bitch, right? 
I am Karma, I won this fight

Violence, I Choose You

 So, I woke up and chose violence
After all these years, I've been trapped in silence
Protecting my peace, keeping my distance
Put your fucking weights away, it ain't rocket science

I'm sick of stone-aged ickfluencers going to the supermarket and talking shit about food that we all like to enjoy
Can't believe that I'm about to name-drop oh boy
Yeah, I'm talking about Eddie Abbew
His mindset on nutrition rhymes with eww
Bodybuilders be claiming they're natty yet they're relying on them roids & tren
You promote eating disorders, I don't want to be your friend
No one cares about your 3 day fast
"Bagels ain't real food," Go touch some grass
All the fear-mongering shit you're trying to preach is a massive migraine
You and your disciples of delusion can stay in your lane

"Just trained arms" aka showing off this poseephat
Shout out to the legend, Nicole Drinkwater
Who is a pro at mocking ickflunencers
That record themselves and harass anyone that glances at them for a few seconds, fuck that

Mate, I said no
I don't want to go to your place and do cardio
"Why are you training upper body, you're a girl"
Your sexist comment makes me want to hurl
Leave me alone and let me listen to my music
The fuckery dripping down your mouth makes me sick

Now, this is the leg curl machine
That works on hamstrings, not G-strings
Get your mind out of the gutter, this ain't a sex scene
Lat pulldowns give you wings

The Thornologist used violence, it was super effective
Ickfluencers need to get themselves a new life that ain't defective

Dickfluencers

 Guess who's back again, destroying ickfluencers
I felt that it was missing the D, so let's talk about dickfluencers
Hold the fuck up, fitness isn't supposed to be sexual
By photographing your arse, claiming that you just trained shoulders? You're fucking delusional!

At the gym, I'm here to get shit done not talk shit
Having a six-pack or a big butt doesn't mean you're fit
That looks like an edit
People like you are the reason why people feel that they aren't good enough
Because you all want them to believe the same stupid stuff
"Couples who train together, stay together" stop normalising codependency
"Look at us, we're so in love" Yeah, get fucked! Have some decency!

No one cares about your stupid film production
This is the gym, not a personal studio
Step back, I ain't falling for your deception
This ain't your gym, we paid the same gym membership with the same amount of dough
Be better than that and mind your own business
Narcissism doesn't go with fitness

Anyway, I'm getting exhausted
I don't wanna see another post about 'hot girl summer' that's morbid
Wait, isn't it called Hot Girl Scammer?
I didn't stammer
I ain't buying your programme
I heard that's a scam
"I don't like you because you don't skip chest day!" Bitch please, I don't give a damn!

Ickfluencers

 It's time to talk about the bullshit on social media
The shit that spreads like gonorrhoea
You ickfluencers ain't so wise
Especially female fitness ickfluencers that are in shape, thinking they can empathise
By sitting down, claiming to have belly rolls that look like foreskin, no cap
Photoshopping their bodies and claiming that it's real, miss me with that crap
Offended by reality? Oh, snap!

Do this, do that to lose belly fat
100 crunches a day and cutting out your favourite foods? Fuck that!
Sugar-free drinks don't cause cancer, stop fucking lying
Ha! You're mad because I said there's more to fitness than growing your glutes? Hahahaha I'm dying!
News flash, coffee isn't a meal
One meal a day ain't ideal

Who fucking cares about what you eat in a day
Because we all know that you're looking for a prey
Maybe more to fall for your bullshit
Fuck being hot & skinny, I'd rather be strong & fit

Offended because someone walked past your camera? Oh, boo fucking hoo, this is a public gym
Calling some innocent lad a creep when you're the one harassing him
No one cares about your glute pump
Go back to wherever you came from, aka that toxic waste dump
Calm down Amber Heard we all paid the same gym membership
Cut the crap you're trying to sell, I ain't gonna take a sip

Not my fault that these cherries are getting bigger from training chest
And also eating high-protein lunches and dinners that include lean meats such as chicken breast
Shhh no one asked for your opinion, Glutella
When all you do is train your glutes, thinking you can pull a fella
This is why I don't follow female fitness pages anymore
When most of their content is all about glutes and core
I'm not surprised that it's something you don't want to hear
Keeping on spreading shit that you love to smear

Hold up, I ain't done
Got you like a shotgun
I'm looking at the weak-minded males that think they're Sigma
Sniff sniff, I smell internalised misandry
Along with your open misogyny
Yet you demand equality

Quit the bullying, you better listen to Joey Swoll
No one likes an internet troll
Train smarter or go home
Fuck off with your Main Character Syndrome

Peaceful Protection

 Once upon a time, there was a girl who had a kind heart
All the pain & betrayal tore her life apart
She grew up and became a heartless woman which became her work of art
She was made from the heartache
From all the disrespect she can no longer take
Do you know who she is? That's me

Life's better when no one's blowing up my phone
Thanks for showing me that I'm better off on my own
Some people don't deserve to be in my future
Especially trying to infect me with their delusional culture
Some things weren't meant to last
Some things should stay in the past

I ain't watching another episode of one of your dramas
Leave me alone, I wanna stay at home and watch The Punisher in my pyjamas
If you can't respect a no
You've got to go

Are you mad because I got boundaries? That sounds like a YOU problem
Murder backwards is spelt Red Rum
I'm not falling for your breadcrumbing because I'm not easy to manipulate
You just don't know how to communicate

Once upon a time, there was a woman who refused to let someone steal her heart
And that woman is smart