Guess who's back again, destroying ickfluencers
I felt that it was missing the D, so let's talk about dickfluencers
Hold the fuck up, fitness isn't supposed to be sexual
By photographing your arse, claiming that you just trained shoulders? You're fucking delusional!
At the gym, I'm here to get shit done not talk shit
Having a six-pack or a big butt doesn't mean you're fit
That looks like an edit
People like you are the reason why people feel that they aren't good enough
Because you all want them to believe the same stupid stuff
"Couples who train together, stay together" stop normalising codependency
"Look at us, we're so in love" Yeah, get fucked! Have some decency!
No one cares about your stupid film production
This is the gym, not a personal studio
Step back, I ain't falling for your deception
This ain't your gym, we paid the same gym membership with the same amount of dough
Be better than that and mind your own business
Narcissism doesn't go with fitness
Anyway, I'm getting exhausted
I don't wanna see another post about 'hot girl summer' that's morbid
Wait, isn't it called Hot Girl Scammer?
I didn't stammer
I ain't buying your programme
I heard that's a scam
"I don't like you because you don't skip chest day!" Bitch please, I don't give a damn!
