Tuesday 7 March 2023

In Paws We Trust


Nine years ago
I looked after a sweet, little tabby called Milo
She was a girl, not a boy
I was heartbroken when I found out that she went over the rainbow
Because my ex-friend got bored of her like she was some toy
When was the last time I’ve seen Milo? I don’t know
But now I know she’s no longer suffering
From a ‘family,’ that means nothing

In paws we trust is the motto
I see a kitty, let me take a photo
Everyone knows that I’m the Cat Queen
“Cats are evil!” Hey, don’t be so mean
Every cat I meet, have amazing purrsonality
Ha, see what I did there? That’s the reality
When it was August 2022, I landed a cat-sitting job
“That’s not a real job!” It’s a job that I’m passionate about, don’t be a snob
I’m able to flex my knowledge of cat care
And meet all kinds of cats, fluffy, sleek or no hair

Everyone knows that I have a black cat called Donnie
He’s so cute, he’s so cuddly
He has big moonlit eyes that glow in the dark
I still remember his first scratch mark
Did you know that black cats are smart and easy to train
Cats are not just about beauty & brain
Got Donnie when he was a kitten
Always runs to the kitchen
Whenever I shout tuna or chicken
In paws we trust is the motto
If a guy says that he hates cats, he has got to go
Not worth my energy, it's time to hit unmatch
Donnie, use scratch
Okay, let’s not resort to violence
Eat your protein, that’s science

I’m calling all the pretty kitties
from all different cities
I’m calling all cat parents
Cats are the best antidepressants

In paws we trust is the motto
A wild kitty appeared, let’s get a photo