Tuesday 28 June 2022

Pro Choice, Pro Voice

 Damn right, The Thornologist is about to get political
This war on women is getting absolutely hysterical
We live in a society that is so fucking patriarchal
Giving women shit for choosing to abort the baby, that's fucking diabolical

Hey, you! You should be afraid of my voice
What I do with my body is my damn choice
Hey America, land of freedom? How ironic
You red states are all fucking misogynistic

What do pro-lifers and vegans have in common? Let me think
Oh yeah, throwing around the word 'murder'
Piss off mate, I'm gonna enjoy my life childfree and eat a cheeseburger
Why the fuck do you wanna know if my pussy is pink?
I'm not gonna apologise for my profanity
Stop defending rapists, they're all culprits of unwanted pregnancy
Pick Me girls be sucking off the cocks of the patriarchy
You're all cool with guns, letting them school shooters run around scotfree yet you wanna ban abortion
"You could always try adoption"
Nah mate, stop forcing women to take that option
The kid is gonna find out that their father is a rapist
"Women shouldn't be wearing crop tops & short skirts if they don't wanna get raped" Quit the victim-blaming you fucking misogynist
No one should ever go through this nightmare
Rape has nothing to do with what we wear
All lives matter? Like you fucking care
Baby trapping a woman ain't a flex
Get yourself a fleshlight if you want to have unprotected sex

Every woman should have a voice
Every woman should have the choice
When there's no abortion bans, I'll fucking rejoice


Tuesday 7 June 2022

Hot Girl Scammer

 #hotgirlsummer wow, so original
Oh shit, I'm about to get criminal
Let's change that to Strong Girl Summer
You were all fooled by your favourite influencers
Scamming you into buying diet pills and spending hours on cross-trainers
What a bunch of energy vampires
Hot girl scammer is so short-term
Will motherfuckers ever learn

A banana and an iced coffee don't count as a meal
keto, low carb and these other stupid diets ain't ideal
Don't at me, I'm being real
Not everything is about sex appeal
You face tune your pics
Expecting every girl to conform to your aesthetics
Whilst I lift weights
We aren't the fucking same
Offended cause I called you out? I ain't to blame
Why don't you take a damn good look at yourself
You're the culprit of everybody's mental health

Oh, it's such a pity
You've chosen to be fragile
Just because I don't have a small waist, doesn't make me vile
I'm glad we don't live in the same city
I don't want to be infected by your weak personality
"Be kind" in your bio
Isn't that ironic
Making money out of your followers and being a bully at the same time just to boost your fragile ego
The whole concept of hot girl summer is so toxic
Everybody is a beach body
No one should starve themselves, just to fit into a bikini

Please, I ain't about that baddie life
Please don't call me a baddie
My name is not Maddie
I ain't wasting my money on a Brazilian butt lift
I'm a feisty feline that roars whilst hitting that deadlift
Oh shit, I just cut your fabricated existence with an invisible knife
Do us a favour and get yourself another life

Strong girl summer every day
Keeps a scammer away
News flash, self-confidence and arrogance aren't the same thing
I've knocked a bitch out called (buli)Mia
Out of the damn boxing ring
I'm not falling for your unrealistic utopia
I don't need to look like a beach babe, I'm fine the way I am
authentic vibes only, get the fuck off my Instagram

When I make Strong Girl Summer great again, I'll be the talk of the town
Hot girl summer, you're going down

Monday 6 June 2022

Ignorance Not Included

Unsee me
Unhear me
No one understands me
Dismiss me
Exclude me
I feel like the whole world is against me

What is even normality
Please don't go running to me and complain about equality
You're too quick to judge, the only skill you possess is discriminatory
You don't even know me or my backstory

Just because I'm autistic
That doesn't make me mentally sick
To me, the world seems black & white
Just because I don't want to talk to you doesn't mean I'm uptight
This doesn't have anything to do with poor parenting
The ignorance you chose to wear on your face, how embarrassing

The painful looks I get from society
I even start to question their fallacy
All this time, things aren't making any sense
I find no bliss in ignorance
You're in my personal space
I'm sick of being forced to wear a mask that doesn't fit my face
I can't be myself when I'm forced to be social
I feel like I'm drowning in exhaustion, I don't have the energy to be reciprocal
Just because I defend myself doesn't mean I'm giving an attitude
"Autistic people aren't empathetic" now you're being rude

"You don't look autistic" Mate, you can't see air
Your ignorance is showing, get out of my hair
High/low functioning, I'm not a fucking robot
Don't question my frustration, I ain't losing the plot
When I meow randomly, that's because I stim
I'm more me when I'm at the gym
I got routines to keep me sane
I ain't a belly dancer, I wasn't born to entertain
Just because I don't like weddings, parties or anything related to Bollywood doesn't mean I'm a party pooper
I ain't a fan of The Big Bang Theory, I'm not like Sheldon Cooper
"Women & girls can't be autistic" that's sexism right here
The ignorance you're wearing is painfully bitter as a pint of beer

There's a difference between having hobbies & interests and obsession
I don't need your input, I'm gonna keep focusing on my passion
I'm not sorry that my love for gym and writing makes you cringe, that's your loss
I'll own you like a boss
I'm not more or less autistic
Get out of my face, you're taking the bloody Mick

Piss off mate, do not call me princess
I ain't going anywhere, just because I feel like wearing a dress
Don't at me just because I don't understand jokes & metaphors
"I'll never take the piss out of someone that's autistic" everyone knows what you're like behind closed doors
Autism ain't a disease
There's zero evidence that autism was caused by the vaccine
I'll stick to wearing tank tops & ripped leggings, I ain't gonna wear a salwar kameez
Just because I cry in public, doesn't mean I'm making a scene
I feel so overwhelmed that I have a meltdown
Sometimes I don't feel safe when I'm in another town

Autism is not a special gift or a different ability
It's a hidden disability
That doesn't mean I'm incapable
Not all disabilities are visible
I wish people would stop saying that it's a dirty word

Don't tell me to keep my autism to myself
You brought this shit on yourself
I'm autistic and I'm proud
You're not welcome in my circle
Read the sign, it says no ableists are allowed
My love for Pokémon, cats, gym and writing remains immortal