Reserved For No One

There's always that one question that I find so fucking irritating
I don't need all of this petty arse lecture, it's so fucking belittling
I don't need a weak-minded man that would make me feel less accommodating
All this peer pressure is sickening
Don't ask me why I'm single
Yeah I'm cute and all but I don't have time to mingle
Don't tell me that I'll find someone
Because I'm reserved for no one

Just because I'm a woman
That doesn't mean I should have kids
No, you can't change me, you can't change my mind
I don't give a fuck if I'm impossible to find
I've said it once, I've said it twice
Disrespecting my boundaries, that shit ain't nice
I trust no one
Because I'm reserved for no one

I don't see the point in risking another heartbreak
A relationship comes and go, crumbles like a cheesecake
A relationship can't fix me, that's my job to fix myself
"OMG you're showing off your body"
Whatever, you know fuck all about body neutrality
There's a thing called self-love, you should try it
"I love you baby girl" ha, I'm not fucking buying it!
Put no effort in me, you don't deserve me
Who cares if I'm still single at the age of forty
Don't kill my vibe, I'd rather watch Rick & Morty
Than be with a weak-minded man that demands loyalty
Step the fuck back, I'm reserved for no one

I don't need marriage & kids to make me happy
Most marriages end because of the amount of adultery
Keep sucking off to these expectations of society
I better run, you're too needy
I'm not sorry that I'm enjoying my single life
Back the fuck up, I don't wanna be your wife
I'm reserved for no one

I don't want to be with a man that compares me to other girls
I don't want to be with a man that won't respect my hate for cinnamon swirls
I don't want to be with a man that won't love me for who I am
I don't want to be with a man that tells me how I should dress and what I should post on my Instagram
I don't want to be with a man that would ban me from going to the gym
I don't want to be with a man that would go through my phone and ask me who's Jim
This is why I'm reserved for no one

Why am I single? That's none of your business
I'll kick you like I leg press
Don't try to feed me stress
I don't need you telling me how I should dress
Spare me the bullshit, I don't need any more distress
Don't kill my vibe, let me have fun
Because I'm reserved for no one

Please don't talk, you're holding my mind, hostage,
Didn't you get the fucking message
I don't want to play this game
You don't need to know my name
Peer pressure doesn't work through my brain
Why am I single? I don't need to explain
I already fucking told you, I'm reserved for no one

Dumbbells Over Dumbasses

Beast mode, always on the grind
The gym is the best kind of therapy
Mate, do you mind?
Please leave along with your negativity
I'm all about authentic vibes only

I'm not sorry that I choose dumbbells over dumbasses
Please don't waste my time, I don't have time to make enemies
Single? Taken? I'm at the gym
Don't talk to me about religion, I'm not going to write you a hymn
Working my quads off on the leg presses
So glad that my body is allergic to traditional South Asian dresses

Dickheads be seeing me as a threat cause I'm single
Please, I got no time to be disrespected I don't wanna mingle
I don't tell lies like a pringle
My rhymes will make you itch like shingle

Sorry not sorry, I choose dumbbells over dumbasses
Talking shit won't get you them gains
See the green lines? I'm flexing them veins
Glute workout tips? Ha, this ain't Build-A-Booty
Because I'm more than just beauty
I didn't ask for your opinion on my body
Bitch back the fuck up, authentic vibes only

Let me tell you a thing called a calorie deficit
Be consistent with your training and nutrition, that's a definite
Weightlifting is the best medicine
I mean offence NHS, you're all useless as the letter k in knife
Quit preaching about being pro-life
Even though I'm pro-choice, let's put this to the side
I like my meats, lean and air fried

I'm not sorry that I like to train my upper body
That doesn't make me bulky
Strong, not skinny
Welcome to the mother fucking gun show
If you need me, I'll show you how I cable row

The gym will always be my natural habitat
Damn right, I'm a gym cat
Got no time for posting stupid shit on Snapchat
I'll always choose gyms over simps
Gatekeeping is for wimps
Bitch I'm starving, hand me over them cooked shrimps

Now listen to me closely
The gym will always be my best buddy
The gym would never make me feel lonely

Energy Vampire

 First things first
Don't talk to me out of boredom
No one asked for your opinion dot com
Oh damn, the tables have been reversed
The girl you missed was easier to kill
Red pill, blue pill, you've been black pilled
I don't need you all up in my grill
Can't believe you've tried to down me in your pool of crocodile tears
My strength must have been one of your biggest fears
Ever since I've come back stronger
You're so weak from the fearmongering
I've learnt to love myself than be forced to wear a wedding ring

Don't go killing my vibe
No one asked for your opinion dot com
I'm dodging that love bomb
I've cancelled my subscription because I'm done with your issues
Achoo! Take those dirty tissues

Shut up, get out
I don't wanna know what you're talking about
Don't dump your problems onto me like I'm some trash can
I'm also human

Back off, don't touch me
My vibes can sense your negativity
People like you are the reason why I've been feeling so lonely
I'm strong enough to erase every meaningless memory
I don't miss this friendship
You think I should cut down on swearing? Fuck that, I don't need your tip
I've surrounded myself with the right kind of people
I'm not sorry that you're not included
Sis, are you deluded?
I ain't going to make amends

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
That you've got nowhere to go
You reap what you sow