Reserved For No One

There's always that one question that I find so fucking irritating
I don't need all of this petty arse lecture, it's so fucking belittling
I don't need a weak-minded man that would make me feel less accommodating
All this peer pressure is sickening
Don't ask me why I'm single
Yeah I'm cute and all but I don't have time to mingle
Don't tell me that I'll find someone
Because I'm reserved for no one

Just because I'm a woman
That doesn't mean I should have kids
No, you can't change me, you can't change my mind
I don't give a fuck if I'm impossible to find
I've said it once, I've said it twice
Disrespecting my boundaries, that shit ain't nice
I trust no one
Because I'm reserved for no one

I don't see the point in risking another heartbreak
A relationship comes and go, crumbles like a cheesecake
A relationship can't fix me, that's my job to fix myself
"OMG you're showing off your body"
Whatever, you know fuck all about body neutrality
There's a thing called self-love, you should try it
"I love you baby girl" ha, I'm not fucking buying it!
Put no effort in me, you don't deserve me
Who cares if I'm still single at the age of forty
Don't kill my vibe, I'd rather watch Rick & Morty
Than be with a weak-minded man that demands loyalty
Step the fuck back, I'm reserved for no one

I don't need marriage & kids to make me happy
Most marriages end because of the amount of adultery
Keep sucking off to these expectations of society
I better run, you're too needy
I'm not sorry that I'm enjoying my single life
Back the fuck up, I don't wanna be your wife
I'm reserved for no one

I don't want to be with a man that compares me to other girls
I don't want to be with a man that won't respect my hate for cinnamon swirls
I don't want to be with a man that won't love me for who I am
I don't want to be with a man that tells me how I should dress and what I should post on my Instagram
I don't want to be with a man that would ban me from going to the gym
I don't want to be with a man that would go through my phone and ask me who's Jim
This is why I'm reserved for no one

Why am I single? That's none of your business
I'll kick you like I leg press
Don't try to feed me stress
I don't need you telling me how I should dress
Spare me the bullshit, I don't need any more distress
Don't kill my vibe, let me have fun
Because I'm reserved for no one

Please don't talk, you're holding my mind, hostage,
Didn't you get the fucking message
I don't want to play this game
You don't need to know my name
Peer pressure doesn't work through my brain
Why am I single? I don't need to explain
I already fucking told you, I'm reserved for no one