Rare Creature (Brown Fever)

 I didn't wanna make this but here I am
"Where are you from?" Asked the motherfuckers on my Instagram
I say, "I was born in England but my parents are Bangladeshi"
That one comment made me cringe "Bengali beauty"
Oi, you dumb cunt! Beauty is not associated with nationality

Why do people treat me like I'm some rare creature?
It's just as cringy as a religious preacher
Leave me alone, I'm allergic to your brown fever
Stay the fuck away from my mountain flower

Don't tell me that I'm "hot for a Bengali girl"
Shut up and learn how to bicep curl
Mate, I'm no fruit, don't call me exotic
Told you thousand fucking times, I ain't from India
Yeah I know my eyes are hypnotic
But you're grossing me out with your ignorance and Indophilia

Don't treat me like I'm some rare creature
You're no better than my primary school teacher
Don't even think about telling me that I look like some Lebanese pornstar
I bet you won't stand a chance, wrestling with a bear
Don't tell me that I should shop at Victoria's Secret
Mate, you'll fucking regret saying that
For insinuating that the size of my arse is flat
Go and read Dumbbells Over Dumbasses, this ain't build-a-booty
If you think I'm a 'psycho' then why did you call me a Bengali beauty?
What's next? You'd make me vomit by calling me, Princess Jasmine
Go read Build-A-Bitch part 2, I'm a queen!

Achoo! I'm allergic to your Brown Fever
Leave me alone, I'd rather watch Dexter
I think you need to go to Specsavers, I'm not dark-skinned
Got no time for you, I'm busy every weekend!