Geographical Gibberish

This poem isn't for the faint-hearted
Not for the weak-minded so buckle up, the plane has departed
 
Back with a part two for Rare Creature
Can't think of another title for this poem but whatever 
Sit back because I'll be your geography teacher
I'm not sorry that you're offended by my outfit just because it's made out of leather
I ain't here to teach you how to rap
I'm here to put you in your place because I take no crap
Already put a fuckboy in his place, I made him regret
For calling me a 'Bengali Beauty' and insisting I should shop at Victoria's Secret
This is why I ain't into South Asian guys
Always throwing backhanded compliments at me or simping over brown pick me girls they love to glamourise
Surprise Pikachu face
Calling me a race traitor won't make your dick bigger, you're a fucking disgrace
A disgrace to the human race
I'm not sorry that I think you're the brown version of the Alt-Right
Whatever happens in the dark, will always come to light
I'd rather kick your arse like in Streets of Rage, my favourite game 
You mad that I ain't interested in South Asian guys, I ain't to blame
I won't let you tarnish my name
Don't even think about comparing me to the other South Asian girls, we aren't all the fucking same
I'm Thorn of Rage in the fucking flesh
Born and raised in England, not in Bangladesh
Speaking from experience doesn't make me racist
I got no time for the sexist, fascist and the classist
I can't believe I had to say this a thousand fucking times
Wanna know what makes me unstoppable, my flow and my rhymes
Shhh, be quiet
I don't wanna hear about your pointless diet

Dear America
I bet you don't know that saying 'I got it' in Greek is Eureka
How can I praise ya
When you always assume that China is the only country in Asia
Assuming every brown person is from India
The real Caucasians are from Azerbaijan, Georgia and Armenia
All you do is label all white people as Caucasian
Fuck off with your Asian Persuasion
As a Brit
I ain't obligated to care about your political problems, I'm tired of your shit
Because every time you sneeze
You affect the whole world with your political plague
Oh please, you’re all too vague
Quit assuming every Brit loves Harry Potter
Bitch please, I'm all about that gym life and every day I'm getting hotter

Dear Dubai,
Never mind, I don't give a fuck about you, goodbye
I don't get what's so special about you, you're nothing but materialism
That's my opinion, don't think about accusing me of racism
Mate shut the fuck up! I know you'll take me out of context
I'm not going to answer your text
These tall towers trigger my acrophobia
Don't take photos of me or else you'll trigger my body dysmorphia 
Fuck your stupid laws, you're all full of hypocrisy
Completely endorsing nothing but misogyny
Hated that place since I was eight
I wouldn't want to go there again, that place is an American duplicate
Arresting innocent people for no reason by making them suffer in their cells
Leave me alone, I’d rather be talking to dumbbells and barbells
The whole vibe of Dubai ain't my type
I don't understand the hype
Love it there? I didn't ask for your opinion arse wipe!
I don't need to know what every influencer is doing over there
Because I don't fucking care!

Holding a slice of pizza or a freshly washed apple counts as eating with your hands
Yet you idiots go posting a selfie in the Asian aisle
Boo fucking hoo, your tears are dry as a crocodile
Shut up, weaboo! You know fuck all about Japan
Bitch I hope I'll never run across your man
That's obsessed with anime titty
Bitch please, I'm never too old for Hello Kitty
I got no time for incels
They can all rot in their cells
Get in the bin mate, you're not worth my time
Not worth my fucking energy
Piss off and let me value my privacy