Mother Of Cats

 Everyone knows that I'm the Cat Queen
The whole princess shit ain't my scene
In paws we trust is the motto I go by
In case you didn't know, this is part 2 of my poem, In Paws We Trust
If you don't love cats, you're not my kind of guy
Loving cats is a must

As a cat sitter
All the cats I care for are never bitter
I'm also known as the Mother of Cats
All the kitties come to me for lots of pats
Black cats don't mean bad luck
They never judge me for not wanting to have a giant dump truck
My furbaby Donnie is so cute
He's Count Doncula when he wears his vampire suit
Got another cat-sitting booking, I gotta shoot

This poem isn't really about Game of Thrones
I ain't Daenerys Targaryen who turns the town into dust and bones
This ain't about dragons, this is about the Mother of Cats chilling with the Stark sisters called Arya & Sansa
Such pretty kitties, they're mentioned in this stanza
Always addicted to Thrive
They live close to me, I don't need to drive

I know a Birman called Ozzy
He loves to sit with me and study
His meows are so deep, and he purrs so loud
He's so fluffy, he reminds me of the cloud
Just like Donnie, he has a sweet tooth
Always wanting a Krispy Kreme doughnut, ain't that the truth

I know a warrior called Lulah
A sweet senior cat that knows that I'm the cat whisperer
Reminds me of the cats I've seen in Sliema
A famous town that has a cat statue in Malta

Has my heart stolen by Tara the little sphinx
"Eww hairless cats" Your comment stinks
She's a sweet little kitten who is warm as a heating pad
Leaving her on her own makes me sad

I know another black cat name, Soucek
He is named after a footballer who is Czech
Just like Donnie, he's so sweet and gentle
He has an enemy that is a Bengal

Meow, I'm the Mother of Cats
I'm glad that I ain't known as Mother of Brats

Yo-yo

There you go 
You came back into my life like a yoyo
"What did I do?" Save it, you should know
You can't do that now because I've cut the strings
I don't give a fuck if it stings
I don't let snakes bite me twice
Because I don't play nice

You played me left and right
Up and down
Get out of my life, out of my sight
I won't let you take my soul to the ground
Oh, so you think you're tough
Stop and admit that you tried to make me feel like I wasn't good enough

Don't come back into my life like a yo-yo
You're the one that let me go
I don't speak to ghosts
You watch my stories yet you don't like my posts
Just say you don't like me instead of watching me
Although thanks to you, I am free

How many times did you make me cry
Leaving me an irritating mark
Don't even try to justify
It felt like I was bleeding next to a shark

Cool story, yo-yo
I'm looking for my Frank Castle, not Romeo
You're nothing but a life lesson
Dragging me down like an anchor, that's depressing

I don't wanna start over
This poem is directed at a friend or a lover
Especially a family member
Oh now you're mad because I'm giving you the silent treatment
Disappointment is an understatement
There won't be a second chance
I'm protecting my peace by keeping my distance

In Paws We Trust

Nine years ago
I looked after a sweet, little tabby called Milo
She was a girl, not a boy
I was heartbroken when I found out that she went over the rainbow

Because my ex-friend got bored of her like she was some toy

When was the last time I’ve seen Milo? I don’t know

But now I know she’s no longer suffering

From a ‘family,’ that means nothing

In paws we trust is the motto

I see a kitty, let me take a photo

Everyone knows that I’m the Cat Queen

“Cats are evil!” Hey, don’t be so mean

Every cat I meet, have amazing purrsonality

Ha, see what I did there? That’s the reality

When it was August 2022, I landed a cat-sitting job

“That’s not a real job!” It’s a job that I’m passionate about, don’t be a snob

I’m able to flex my knowledge of cat care

And meet all kinds of cats, fluffy, sleek or no hair

Everyone knows that I have a black cat called Donnie
He’s so cute, he’s so cuddly

He has big moonlit eyes that glow in the dark

I still remember his first scratch mark

Did you know that black cats are smart and easy to train

Cats are not just about beauty & brain

Got Donnie when he was a kitten

Always runs to the kitchen
Whenever I shout tuna or chicken

In paws we trust is the motto

If a guy says that he hates cats, he has got to go

Not worth my energy, it's time to hit unmatch

Donnie, use scratch

Okay, let’s not resort to violence

Eat your protein, that’s science

I’m calling all the pretty kitties

from all different cities

I’m calling all cat parents

Cats are the best antidepressants

In paws we trust is the motto

A wild kitty appeared, let’s get a photo

Bad Girl Era

I don't have any fucks for you to loan
Because I've walked this road on my own
Wake up, there's no such thing as normality
Don't you try to question my reality
When you can't even respect every boundary I've created
According to everyone, I'm complicated
If you can't handle my fire
Don't expect me to fulfil your desire

No, I don't need to explain why
I ain't going to comply
There's more to life than getting under my skin
The old me used to allow the weak to win

The game you're looking for is not available
Now you're the game, I turned the table
Do you fear me now? I hope you forget my name
This ain't build-a-bitch, us girls aren't the same
I don't want a man who is like my dad
I can't believe you don't get that no means no, that's sad
Not everything is about sex
Yet you chose to get back with your ex
Babe, that ain't a flex
Shame on you for setting bad examples for your daughter
Your weakness and my strength are like oil and water
You didn't have the backbone to tell me that it's over
Guess what exposed you? The hangover
Aw why are you frowning
You're the one that's drowning

I'm done with being too nice
Warning, I contain a lot of spice
I don't want to be treated like a princess, I wanna be treated like a queen
Being in a room full of toxicity? That ain't my scene

The girl I used to be, was easier to kill
Now I'm ready to spit on everyone's grave like Jennifer Hill

05/01/21

Dear grandma,

It's been more than a year
I still find it hard to believe that you're not here
You left this world since the third lockdown
I'll see you again when my soul leaves the ground

 I'm not kidding when I say wake me up when January ends
These weekends won't be the same anymore
On this day, I'm torn into pieces
When grief speaks, it increases

I remember when I was a kid, you used to put Jungle Book
Only to get me to eat my food, even though I didn't look
That was when you decided to give Donnie the nickname, Bhagira
and Mowgli was the nickname for cousin Noah
Remember playing Super Mario games on the Super Nintendo
Trust me, you were a pro

I wish I wasn't pretending to be okay
I still think about you every day

Thin Blood

 They say that blood is thicker than water
I don't believe in that shit when all you've been doing is treating me like a stranger
I'm ashamed of being your daughter
Especially when you go comparing me to your nieces
That broke my confidence into pieces

You try punishing me by giving me the silent treatment
You are mad because you've become everything you resent
You are mad because I'm someone you can no longer control
You'll never be able to crush my soul

I don't know how my mother puts up with your shit
Constantly throwing a fit when you don't get your way
Every time you put me down, you're describing yourself
I'm no longer the doll you've created and displayed on your shelf

I refuse to call you dad
When I do find a man that loves me for who I am, I hope you stay mad
I forgot you're fragile, my bad
Offended that I've broken the cycle by healing my inner child? Oh, how sad

I've cancelled my subscription because I'm done with your issues
You obviously don't know what it's like to be in my shoes
Treating women like property is your religion
Go ahead, paint me as the villain
 I'll keep playing the part
Yet, you won't admit that you don't have a heart 

The Spineless Act

 You thought I wouldn't know
You're the one that fucking let me go
I can look at you no more
For betraying me just to feed your ego
Guess what motherfucker, my heart can't be broken
The unholy act you've committed has spoken

All this time, I thought this love was real
Like a rose blooming with passion
Now you don't seem to care about how I fucking feel
Seems like disloyalty is the biggest trend in fashion
You tell me that you'll love me for eternity
Then suddenly you have done me dirty
Look at you now, good as dead
I'm not responsible for the mess you've caused, you've made your bed
I'm certain that we made a pact
That was not to commit the spineless act

Boy, you got something to hide
Do you think I wouldn't find out that you were fucking someone on the side
I hope you know that you're making the biggest mistake
I'm not to blame that your heart is about to break
"We ain't spoken in ages" What the fuck are you talking about
What you did to me made me feel like tearing my fucking heart out
I used to smile every time I saw or thought of you
Then you threw me away like I was some toy, I wish this was untrue
Now we're strangers with meaningless memories
I guess you ran out of moralities
Perfect The Way You Are by Dead By April used to be our song
I've gone off it now after you did me wrong

I thought you were The One
"I hope we can stay friends" Nah mate, we're fucking done!